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Jokes About The Police - Page 1

Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about the police. There are 15 jokes in this category.

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What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
Two convicts escaped from prison today. One is seven foot tall and the other one is four foot two inches. The police spokesman said that they are looking high and low for them.
A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
A traffic cop pulls a car driver over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are a little bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really angry at this and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
My brother is now with the F.B.I. They finally tracked him down.
A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.

Submitted by: Fraser
Two policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a convenience store. One asks the manager what happened.
He replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead."
"That's odd," said the first policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week?"
"Your right" said the second policeman. "This must be the work of a cereal killer."
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

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