Random Jokes and Funny Stories

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Located in the Questions section

Q. Why where the Indians the first people in America?
A. They had reservations.

Located in the Miscellaneous section

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.

Located in the Car Drivers section

I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

'Doctor, doctor, little Jimmy has a saucepan stuck on his head. Whatever shall I do?'
'Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine. I'm going out for dinner."

Located in the Doctors section

Submitted by : Alice Jones 

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines?
Because he was the ruler.

Located in the Children section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn go doing anything I wouldn't do.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

Located in the Christmas section

Submitted by : Joey 

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

Located in the For Children section