Random Jokes and Funny Stories

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it

Located in the Bumper Stickers section

This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word. Today's word is supercilious

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

Located in the Lawyers section

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

Located in the What Do? section

If he ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!

Located in the Insults section

He doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.

Located in the Insults section

Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.

Located in the Definitions section

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

Located in the Restaurants Food section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.

Located in the Knock Knock section