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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.
Jokes About Marriage
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
Jokes About Doctors
I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Jokes About Blondes
Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
Jokes about Politicians
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
Funny Insults
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Jokes About Monsters
When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
Jokes About Christmas
What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
