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Girlfriends

Girlfriends

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.

Located in the Girlfriends section

Blondes

Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Located in the Blondes section

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

I is a university student

Located in the Bumper Stickers section

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.

Located in the Girlfriends section

Office

Office

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

Located in the Office section

Mouse

Mouse

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

Located in the Mouse section

For Children

For Children

Hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.

Located in the For Children section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.

Located in the Did You Hear? section



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