Random Jokes and Funny Stories

Office Humor

A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from your secretary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination.

Funny Writing on the Wall

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it

Funny Intelligence Tests

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

Funny Writing on the Wall

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?

Jokes About Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

Miscellaneous Jokes

What international award might you win if you reduce your weight by 40lbs?
The Nobelly Prize.

Jokes About Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!

Jokes About Marriage

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.

Jokes About Shopping

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.