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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.
Jokes About Marriage

Jokes About Marriage

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food

Jokes About Restaurants & Food

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Jokes About Blondes

Jokes About Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
Jokes about Politicians

Jokes about Politicians

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
Funny Insults

Funny Insults

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Jokes About Monsters

Jokes About Monsters

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.