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Questions

Questions

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Located in the Questions section

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

Q. Why where the Indians the first people in America?
A. They had reservations.

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Car Drivers

Car Drivers

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.

Located in the Car Drivers section

Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Doctors

Doctors

'Doctor, doctor, little Jimmy has a saucepan stuck on his head. Whatever shall I do?'
'Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine. I'm going out for dinner."

Located in the Doctors section

Submitted by : Alice Jones 

Children

Children

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines?
Because he was the ruler.

Located in the Children section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn go doing anything I wouldn't do.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Christmas

Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

Located in the Christmas section

Submitted by : Joey 

For Children

For Children

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

Located in the For Children section



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