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Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Politicians

Politicians

Don't vote - it only encourages them.

Located in the Politicians section

Why Was?

Why Was?

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

Located in the Why Was? section

For Children

For Children

Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.

Located in the For Children section

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

Computers

Computers

On a clear disk you can seek forever.

Located in the Computers section

Animals

Animals

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.

Located in the Animals section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

Located in the What Do? section

For Children

For Children

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

Located in the For Children section



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