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How Do?

How Do?

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.

Located in the How Do? section

Questions

Questions

Is an angle a triangle with only two sides?

Located in the Questions section

American

American

A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"

Located in the American section

Education

Education

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

Located in the Education section

Blondes

Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Located in the Blondes section

Insults

Insults

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

Located in the Insults section

Elephants

Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

Located in the Elephants section

Men

Men

A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:
- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.
- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.
- 83% said it was to go home.

Located in the Men section

Doctors

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

Located in the Doctors section



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