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How Do?
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
Located in the How Do? section
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
Located in the How Do? section
American
A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without
cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but
we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
Located in the American section
Located in the American section
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Located in the Blondes section
A: Artificial intelligence.
Located in the Blondes section
Elephants
Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
Located in the Elephants section
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
Located in the Elephants section
Men
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:
- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.
- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.
- 83% said it was to go home.
Located in the Men section
- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.
- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.
- 83% said it was to go home.
Located in the Men section
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