Random Jokes and Funny Stories

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

Located in the For Children section

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Located in the British section

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Did you hear about the Red Indian chief, Running Water?
He had two sons, one was called 'Hot', and the other 'Cold'.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.

Located in the What Do? section

A man goes into a fish n chip shop with a salmon under his arm. He asks 'Do you sell fish cakes here?'
'No' was the reply.
'Shame, it's his birthday.'

Located in the British section

Submitted by : Stevan Hogg 

When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.

Located in the Education section

Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'

Located in the Children section

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

Located in the Did You Hear? section