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Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it

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Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word. Today's word is supercilious

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Lawyers

Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

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What Do?

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

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Insults

Insults

If he ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!

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Insults

Insults

He doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.

Located in the Insults section

Definitions

Definitions

Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.

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Restaurants Food

Restaurants Food

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

Located in the Restaurants Food section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.

Located in the Knock Knock section



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