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Jokes About Blondes

Jokes About Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Jokes About Cannibals

Jokes About Cannibals

Boy cannibal to mother cannibal: Mummy, mummy, can I bring my friend over for tea?
Mother cannibal: Of course, dear, Put him in the fridge and we'll have him later.
Your Mama Jokes

Your Mama Jokes

Yo' mama's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Funny Questions

Funny Questions

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
Your Mama Jokes

Your Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
Scottish Jokes and Humour

Scottish Jokes and Humour

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
Jokes About Monsters

Jokes About Monsters

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.