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Restaurants Food

Restaurants Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

Located in the Restaurants Food section

Women Drivers

Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.

Located in the Women Drivers section

Sports

Sports

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.

Located in the Sports section

For Children

For Children

Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.

Located in the For Children section

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.

Located in the Girlfriends section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Questions

Questions

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Located in the Questions section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Elephants

Elephants

Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.

Located in the Elephants section



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