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Jokes About Drunks
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eamon.
Eamon who?
I'm on time, for a change.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
Jokes About Sports
Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
Jokes About Rabbits
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a
frog?
A bunny ribbit.
Jokes About Pets
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Jokes About Girlfriends
Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
Jokes About Dentists
What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
Jokes About Lawyers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
