Random Jokes and Funny Stories

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.

Located in the Girlfriends section

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Located in the Blondes section

I is a university student

Located in the Bumper Stickers section

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.

Located in the Girlfriends section

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

Located in the Office section

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

Located in the Mouse section

Hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.

Located in the For Children section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Did you hear about the man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.

Located in the Did You Hear? section