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This is page 2 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

Monsters
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Located in the Monsters section

Monsters
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Located in the Monsters section

What Do?
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
Located in the What Do? section

What Is?
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
Located in the What Is? section

Monsters
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
Located in the Monsters section

British
Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
Located in the British section

Monsters
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
Located in the Monsters section
Submitted by : Alec

Monsters
Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
Located in the Monsters section

Monsters
Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
Located in the Monsters section
Submitted by : Alec

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