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This is page 3 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
Located in the Knock Knock section

Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elsie.
Elsie who?
Elsie you some other time.
Located in the Knock Knock section

Doctors
Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Located in the Doctors section

Pets
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Located in the Pets section

How Do?
How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
Located in the How Do? section

Restaurants Food
Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
Located in the Restaurants Food section

What Do?
What do you call someone who carries a basket through the woods to visit their rich grandma, and steals all her money to give to the poor?
Little Red Robin Hood.
Located in the What Do? section

For Children
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Located in the For Children section
Submitted by : Bobby G

British
Last night a large quantity of sand, cement and gravel were stolen from a local builder's yard.
A police spokesman said they are looking for some concrete evidence to help catch the thieves.
Located in the British section

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