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This is page 3 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

Monsters
Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
Located in the Monsters section

Monsters
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Located in the Monsters section

Monsters
What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
Located in the Monsters section

Monsters
How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
Located in the Monsters section

Why Was?
Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
Located in the Why Was? section

Miscellaneous
Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
Located in the Miscellaneous section

British
When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
Located in the British section
Submitted by : Sandy

Knock Knock
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
Located in the Knock Knock section

Why Did?
Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
Located in the Why Did? section

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