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This is page 4 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

What Do?
What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
Located in the What Do? section
Submitted by : JJ

Why Did?
Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
Located in the Why Did? section

What Do?
What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
Located in the What Do? section
Submitted by : JJ

Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Located in the Knock Knock section

Miscellaneous
The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
Located in the Miscellaneous section

Scottish
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
Located in the Scottish section
Submitted by : JJ

What Do?
What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
Located in the What Do? section

What Do?
What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
Located in the What Do? section
Submitted by : JJ

Doctors
Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
Located in the Doctors section
Submitted by : JJ

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