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This is page 4 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

Knock Knock
Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
Located in the Knock Knock section
Submitted by : Joe

Scottish
What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
Located in the Scottish section

Christmas
What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
Located in the Christmas section

British
Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
Located in the British section

Yo Mama
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
Located in the Yo Mama section

Christmas
Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
Located in the Christmas section

Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
Located in the Knock Knock section

What Did?
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
Located in the What Did? section
Submitted by : Rob

Girlfriends
My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
Located in the Girlfriends section

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