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This is page 5 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

What Do?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
Located in the What Do? section
Submitted by : Sandy

British
What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
Located in the British section

Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
Located in the Knock Knock section

Insults
They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
Located in the Insults section

Why Did?
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
Located in the Why Did? section

Why Did?
Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Located in the Why Did? section

Why Was?
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Located in the Why Was? section

Doctors
Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
Located in the Doctors section

Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
Located in the Doctors section

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