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Jokes About Christmas

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.

Jokes About Snowmen

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.

Jokes About Christmas

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

Jokes About Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

Jokes About Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

Jokes About Christmas

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

Jokes About Christmas

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

Jokes About Christmas

Joe bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this rather extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted a Mercedes sports car."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake one of those?"

Jokes About Christmas

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

Jokes About Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.