The Most Recently Added Jokes and Funny Stories - Page 7
This is page 7 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.
Jokes About Christmas
Joe bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this rather extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted a Mercedes sports car." "She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake one of those?"
Two idiots traveled deep into the forest searching for a Christmas tree. After many hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether or not its decorated!"
Gary hands his girlfriend a small package on Christmas morning, the size of a jewelry box. She gets incredibly excited and rips the package open to find just a pack of playing cards. "What on earth is this?" she yells and throws the pack of cards at Gary. "Why did you do that?" Gary responds. "You said all you wanted for Christmas was something with diamonds in it!"