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This is page 7 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.

Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

Joe bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this rather extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted a Mercedes sports car."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake one of those?"
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

Two idiots traveled deep into the forest searching for a Christmas tree. After many hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether or not its decorated!"
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

Gary hands his girlfriend a small package on Christmas morning, the size of a jewelry box. She gets incredibly excited and rips the package open to find just a pack of playing cards.
"What on earth is this?" she yells and throws the pack of cards at Gary.
"Why did you do that?" Gary responds. "You said all you wanted for Christmas was something with diamonds in it!"
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
Submitted by: Joey
Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

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