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This is page 7 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.

Jokes About Vampires

Jokes About Vampires

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
Jokes About Vampires

Jokes About Vampires

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
Jokes For Children

Jokes For Children

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What Has? Jokes

What Has? Jokes

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
Scottish Jokes and Humour

Scottish Jokes and Humour

It was Hamish's birthday and to celebrate he offered his friend, Hector, a really tiny glass of whisky.
"There you are Hector. That's a 15-year-old malt whisky."
"ls it now?" said Hector looking at the minuscule measure. "It's very small for its age!"
Submitted by: Brian
Did You Hear? Jokes

Did You Hear? Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
Scottish Jokes and Humour

Scottish Jokes and Humour

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Did You Hear? Jokes

Did You Hear? Jokes

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

Billy: I went to the eye doctor because I was seeing spots in front of my eyes. He gave me glasses.
Paul: Did the glasses help?
Billy: They did, I can see the spots much more clearly now.
Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.

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