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This is page 8 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will laugh at them.

Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
Jokes About Lawyers

Jokes About Lawyers

Many years ago, a junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately."
Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a lot better than the penalty for murder.
Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

The pilot of a small private plane ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
"Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot.
The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport just over there."
Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
Jokes About Marriage

Jokes About Marriage

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.

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