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School Jokes
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
School Jokes
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
School Jokes
Laura woke up late for school, she was 10 minutes late. She rushed into school. Her teacher asked her, why are you so late, and Laura replied, "oh did I miss something?"
Submitted by: Sonia Timberlake
School Jokes
Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
School Jokes
Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
School Jokes
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're stupid.

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Wakeup to insomnia

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