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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 10

This is page 10 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, April 9th, 2019 to Monday, April 15th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, April 15th, 2019

This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.'
The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.'
The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'

The Joke of the day for Sunday, April 14th, 2019

Did you hear about the artist who was arrested?
He said he was framed.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, April 13th, 2019

Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

The Joke of the day for Friday, April 12th, 2019

A man and a giraffe walked into a bar. The man asked for a drink and one for the giraffe. They drank it and had another one, then another and another. The man got up and went to walk out, the giraffe tried to follow and fell over. The bar man said don't leave that lying round here and the man said, it's not a lion, its a giraffe.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 11th, 2019

Customer: I want to buy a mattress for a bed.
Assistant: A spring mattress, sir?
Customer: Well, actually I want to use it all year round.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 10th, 2019

What do you get if you cross an orange with a comedian?
You get peels of laughter.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 9th, 2019

This butler came running into the master's room. He said, 'Sir there's a ghost outside in the corridor. What shall I do?'
The master said, 'Tell him I can't see him.

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