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This is page 10 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, April 27th, 2020 to Sunday, May 3rd, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, May 3rd, 2020

A police man pulls over an old man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?" The old man said, "Thank god, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!"

The Joke of the day for Saturday, May 2nd, 2020

I was staying with my uncle. One day he come in and said, 'One of the chickens has just died. We'll have roast chicken for dinner.'
I said, 'Lovely.'
The next day he come in and said, 'One of the pigs has just died. We'll have roast pork for dinner.'
I said,'Lovely:
One of the ducks died the next day. He said, 'We'll have roast duck for dinner.'
I said, 'Lovely.'
Then the next day he came down all dressed in black.
He said, 'Your auntie's just died.'
I said, 'Don't worry. I'm not stopping for dinner.'

The Joke of the day for Friday, May 1st, 2020

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 30th, 2020

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 29th, 2020

Did you hear about the musical ghost?
He wrote haunting melodies.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 28th, 2020

What's green and goes boing, boing, boing?
A spring cabbage.

The Joke of the day for Monday, April 27th, 2020

What did the electrician's wife say to her husband when he did not come home from work on time?
Wire you insulate?

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