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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 10


This is page 10 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, January 27th, 2020 to Sunday, February 2nd, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, February 2nd, 2020

What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?
Rev.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, February 1st, 2020

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."

The Joke of the day for Friday, January 31st, 2020

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, January 30th, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a little boy.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, January 29th, 2020

A man went to the police station demanding to speak with the burglar who had broken into his home the previous night.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, you don't understand," said the man. "I just want to ask him how he got into the house in the middle of the night without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, January 28th, 2020

I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.
Did you have it put down?
No, of course not - I had its teeth sharpened.

The Joke of the day for Monday, January 27th, 2020

What do you use when a tree gets a puncture?
A lumberjack.

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