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This is page 10 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Sunday, June 16th, 2019 to Saturday, June 22nd, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, June 22nd, 2019

A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
"Who died?" he asked a nearby local.
"I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin."

The Joke of the day for Friday, June 21st, 2019

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, June 20th, 2019

A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
Then a second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't you go and try to start anything!"

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, June 19th, 2019

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, June 18th, 2019

Did you hear about the idiot who was given two weeks to live?
He decided to take one week in May and the other week in October.

The Joke of the day for Monday, June 17th, 2019

Where do shellfish go when they want to borrow money?
To the prawnbrokers.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, June 16th, 2019

Why was James Bond only speaking in whispers?
He was on a hush-hush mission.

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