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This is page 10 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, October 1st, 2019 to Monday, October 7th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, October 7th, 2019

An idiot took a photograph of his son to the photo store. 'I wonder,' he said, 'could you enlarge this for me?' 'Yes, certainly,' the assistant replied. 'And would it be possible for you to take his hat off for me?' 'Well, I'm sure we could do something. Yes, we could touch it up for you.' 'Oh, that's fine.' 'Tell me,' said the assistant, 'which side does your son part his hair?'
The idiot smiled. 'Oh, come on now. You'll see that when you take his hat off.'

The Joke of the day for Sunday, October 6th, 2019

What do you call a very intelligent monster?
Frank Einstein.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, October 5th, 2019

What does a dog get when it graduates from dog school?
A pedigree.

The Joke of the day for Friday, October 4th, 2019

How do you stop your pet dog digging up your garden?
Take away his spade.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

What do you call a man who looks after pet rabbits and also writes very long novels?
Warren Peace.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, October 2nd, 2019

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, October 1st, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

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