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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 10

This is page 10 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, December 14th, 2018 to Thursday, December 20th, 2018.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, December 20th, 2018

Your dog just chased the postman down the road on his bike.
You must be mistaken my dog hasn't got a bike.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, December 19th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas everyone!

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, December 18th, 2018

"Surely you're not going to drive that car," said the policeman, advancing on the motorist who had just staggered out of a bar.
"Well, offisher, do you think I'm in any condition to walk?"

The Joke of the day for Monday, December 17th, 2018

A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer. 'What are you doing out at this time of night?' asked the officer.
'I'm going to a lecture,' slurred the drunk. 'And who's going to give a lecture at this hour?'
'My wife.'

The Joke of the day for Sunday, December 16th, 2018

A guy was lost on the Mall by the Washington Monument. He stopped a policeman and asked, "What side is the State Department on?"
The cop answered: "Ours, I hope."

The Joke of the day for Saturday, December 15th, 2018

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone.
Well, take these pills and if you don't get any better give me a ring.

The Joke of the day for Friday, December 14th, 2018

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

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