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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 11


This is page 11 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, April 9th, 2019 to Monday, April 8th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, April 8th, 2019

My uncle said, 'The RSPCA are going to closedown my fish and chip shop.'
I said, 'Why's that?'
He said, 'They think I'm battering the fish.'

The Joke of the day for Sunday, April 7th, 2019

Did you hear about the two men who were caught stealing a calendar.
The judge gave them six months each!

The Joke of the day for Saturday, April 6th, 2019

My uncle said, 'I saw this film about these cows who took over a ship, and they cast the captain adrift in an open boat.'
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.

The Joke of the day for Friday, April 5th, 2019

Did you hear about the detective who was thrown out of the Serious Crime Squad - he was always laughing.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 4th, 2019

What do you call small Indian guitars?
Baby sitars.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 3rd, 2019

Naval Recruitment Officer: Can you swim?
Recruit: Why, have you run out of ships?

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 9th, 2019

This butler came running into the master's room. He said, 'Sir there's a ghost outside in the corridor. What shall I do?'
The master said, 'Tell him I can't see him.

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