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This is page 11 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, October 1st, 2019 to Monday, September 30th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, September 30th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, September 29th, 2019

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor software?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, September 28th, 2019

Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated.
"Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?"
"Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"

The Joke of the day for Friday, September 27th, 2019

Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

The Joke of the day for Thursday, September 26th, 2019

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, September 25th, 2019

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't stop eating cheese and biscuits.
Doctor: You must be crackers.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, October 1st, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

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