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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 11


This is page 11 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Saturday, February 9th, 2019 to Friday, February 8th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Friday, February 8th, 2019

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, February 7th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you know who I am by now.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 6th, 2019

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 5th, 2019

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him in.

The Joke of the day for Monday, February 4th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
House.
House who?
House you doing?

The Joke of the day for Sunday, February 3rd, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, there's no need to cry about it.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, February 9th, 2019

'Doctor, doctor, little Jimmy has a saucepan stuck on his head. Whatever shall I do?'
'Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine. I'm going out for dinner."

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