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This is page 11 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, April 27th, 2020 to Sunday, April 26th, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, April 26th, 2020

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, April 25th, 2020

"And exactly what made you suspect that these two men were drunk, officer?" a Glasgow judge asked a policeman in court.
"Well, Your Honour," said the policeman, "Jock was throwing five pound notes away and Hamish was picking them up and handing them back to him."

The Joke of the day for Friday, April 24th, 2020

Wife: You're always complaining. I wish you would make allowances for my mother's little shortcomimgs.
Husband: I'm not complaining about her shortcomings. It's her long stayings I object to.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 23rd, 2020

What is the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 22nd, 2020

What is round and nasty?
A vicious circle.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 21st, 2020

Fred: My girlfriend is one of twins.
Brian: How can you tell them apart?
Fred: It's easy, her brother's got a beard.

The Joke of the day for Monday, April 27th, 2020

What did the electrician's wife say to her husband when he did not come home from work on time?
Wire you insulate?

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