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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 11


This is page 11 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, October 5th, 2018 to Thursday, October 4th, 2018.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, October 4th, 2018

How do you stop your pet dog digging up your garden?
Take away his spade.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018

What do you call a man who looks after pet rabbits and also writes very long novels?
Warren Peace.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, October 2nd, 2018

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

The Joke of the day for Monday, October 1st, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, September 30th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, September 29th, 2018

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor software?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.

The Joke of the day for Friday, October 5th, 2018

What does a dog get when it graduates from dog school?
A pedigree.

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