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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 11


This is page 11 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, January 27th, 2020 to Sunday, January 26th, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, January 26th, 2020

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, January 25th, 2020

Did you hear about the couple who met in a revolving door?
They're still going round together.

The Joke of the day for Friday, January 24th, 2020

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a rose?
A flower that tries to bite your throat when you sniff it.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, January 23rd, 2020

Car Driver (telephoning after he has had an accident) - Send help at once, I've turned turtle.
Mechanic: This is a garage not a pet shop.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, January 22nd, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, January 21st, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time that I knock.

The Joke of the day for Monday, January 27th, 2020

What do you use when a tree gets a puncture?
A lumberjack.

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