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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 11


This is page 11 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Sunday, June 16th, 2019 to Saturday, June 15th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, June 15th, 2019

Why did the pear go out with the apple?
Because he couldn't find a date.

The Joke of the day for Friday, June 14th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
I'm fine, how are you?

The Joke of the day for Thursday, June 13th, 2019

What do you call a man with a legal document on his head?
Will.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, June 12th, 2019

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they always go around in bunches.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, June 11th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now.

The Joke of the day for Monday, June 10th, 2019

Customer: Waiter, you haven't given me a teaspoon with my cup of tea.
Waiter: Sorry sir we have run out of them. But I can tell the orchestra to play something stirring.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, June 16th, 2019

Why was James Bond only speaking in whispers?
He was on a hush-hush mission.

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