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This is page 12 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, April 13th, 2020 to Sunday, April 19th, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, April 19th, 2020

What do you call a alien from outer space who is overweight?
An extra-cholesterol.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, April 18th, 2020

My brother went to three parties. At the first party he broke his arm, at the second party he broke his leg, and after that he got Third Party Insurance.

The Joke of the day for Friday, April 17th, 2020

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 16th, 2020

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 15th, 2020

This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.'
The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.'
The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 14th, 2020

Did you hear about the artist who was arrested?
He said he was framed.

The Joke of the day for Monday, April 13th, 2020

Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

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