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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 12

This is page 12 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, November 30th, 2018 to Thursday, December 6th, 2018.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, December 6th, 2018

A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, December 5th, 2018

Two policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a convenience store. One asks the manager what happened.
He replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead."
"That's odd," said the first policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week?"
"Your right" said the second policeman. "This must be the work of a cereal killer."

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, December 4th, 2018

Last night there was a big argument in a Glasgow cinema. Two men were trying to get in using one ticket - they said they half-brothers.

The Joke of the day for Monday, December 3rd, 2018

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, December 2nd, 2018

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, December 1st, 2018

William Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks for a beer but the barman says sorry I can't serve you, you're bard.

The Joke of the day for Friday, November 30th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?

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