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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 12


This is page 12 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, March 26th, 2019 to Monday, April 1st, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, April 1st, 2019

What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, March 31st, 2019

My dad said to me, 'Son, today I fought off the powers of darkness.'
I said, 'How did you do that?'
He said, 'I paid the electricity bill.'

The Joke of the day for Saturday, March 30th, 2019

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

The Joke of the day for Friday, March 29th, 2019

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

The Joke of the day for Thursday, March 28th, 2019

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, March 27th, 2019

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, March 26th, 2019

An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and prepare for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except for the lawyer who is still passing out business cards."

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