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'The Joke of the Day' Archive - Page 2

This is page 2 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, June 4th, 2019 to Monday, June 10th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, June 10th, 2019

Customer: Waiter, you haven't given me a teaspoon with my cup of tea.
Waiter: Sorry sir we have run out of them. But I can tell the orchestra to play something stirring.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, June 9th, 2019

Did you hear about what happened when the police caught a man stealing car batteries?
They charged him.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, June 8th, 2019

What did one horse say to the other?
I don't remember your face, but your mane is familiar.

The Joke of the day for Friday, June 7th, 2019

Customer: How long have you been working in this restaurant?
Waiter: Two weeks, sir.
Customer: Only two weeks. Well it can't have been you that took my order.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, June 6th, 2019

A man went into a restaurant and ordered a bowl of vegetable soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of liquid right under the bowl on the tablecloth. He called the waitress over and said, "It's all wet down here. The bowl must be cracked."
The waitress said, "You ordered vegetable soup, didn't you?
"Well maybe it has a leek in it!"

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, June 5th, 2019

Waiter, waiter, what's that fly doing in my ice-cream?
Learning to ski, sir.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, June 4th, 2019

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
"I don't know, and I don't care."

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