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'The Joke of the Day' Archive - Page 2


This is page 2 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, February 8th, 2019 to Thursday, February 14th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, February 14th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 13th, 2019

A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voise saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the peanuts - they're complimentary.'

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 12th, 2019

My girlfriend always makes me melt-in-your-mouth dinners. She always forgets to defrost them.

The Joke of the day for Monday, February 11th, 2019

What do you call a jester who is unemployed?
Nobody's fool.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, February 10th, 2019

1st Cannibal: What's the matter with you?
2nd Cannibal: I've got indigestion after having a millionaire for lunch.
1st Cannibal: Well I'm not surprised you've got indigestion. You've been told not to eat anything that's too rich.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, February 9th, 2019

'Doctor, doctor, little Jimmy has a saucepan stuck on his head. Whatever shall I do?'
'Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine. I'm going out for dinner."

The Joke of the day for Friday, February 8th, 2019

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

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