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'The Joke of the Day' Archive - Page 2


This is page 2 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, March 23rd, 2020 to Sunday, March 29th, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, March 29th, 2020

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

The Joke of the day for Saturday, March 28th, 2020

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

The Joke of the day for Friday, March 27th, 2020

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, March 26th, 2020

An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and prepare for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except for the lawyer who is still passing out business cards."

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, March 25th, 2020

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, March 24th, 2020

Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb?
He was put into custardy.

The Joke of the day for Monday, March 23rd, 2020

Waiter, waiter. I don't like the flies in here.
Well come back tomorrow sir, we'll have some new ones by then.

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