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'The Joke of the Day' Archive - Page 2


This is page 2 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Sunday, September 29th, 2019 to Saturday, October 5th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, October 5th, 2019

What does a dog get when it graduates from dog school?
A pedigree.

The Joke of the day for Friday, October 4th, 2019

How do you stop your pet dog digging up your garden?
Take away his spade.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

What do you call a man who looks after pet rabbits and also writes very long novels?
Warren Peace.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, October 2nd, 2019

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, October 1st, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

The Joke of the day for Monday, September 30th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, September 29th, 2019

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor software?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.

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