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This is page 3 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, May 28th, 2019 to Monday, June 3rd, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, June 3rd, 2019

A disconsolate father sat watching as his daughter tried on one wedding dress after another, each one more expensive than the last. ''I don't mind giving her away.'' he muttered to his wife. ''But do I have to gift wrap her as well?''

The Joke of the day for Sunday, June 2nd, 2019

Boss to his new secretary: "I need you to file these papers for me."
Secretary: Wouldn't it be easier to just trim with scissors?"

The Joke of the day for Saturday, June 1st, 2019

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

The Joke of the day for Friday, May 31st, 2019

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, May 30th, 2019

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have pockets to put things in.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, May 29th, 2019

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, May 28th, 2019

What is green, covered in custard, and is always complaining?
Apple grumble.

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