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This is page 3 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Sunday, August 4th, 2019 to Saturday, August 10th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, August 10th, 2019

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed all in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing a black suit?"

The Joke of the day for Friday, August 9th, 2019

An expedition was lost in the jungle. All of a sudden the native guide stopped and said, "Compass here, compass here, compass here."
The leader of the expedition said, "I'm sorry old chap, but we don't have a compass here."
The guide said, "no you don't understand. We've come past here three times already this afternoon."

The Joke of the day for Thursday, August 8th, 2019

Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, August 7th, 2019

What do you call a sweater that bounces?
A bungee jumper.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, August 6th, 2019

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

The Joke of the day for Monday, August 5th, 2019

What do you give to a deer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, August 4th, 2019

What do you call an old lady who writes nursey rhymes while squeezing oranges?
Mother juice.

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