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This is page 3 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Saturday, March 30th, 2019 to Friday, April 5th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Friday, April 5th, 2019

Did you hear about the detective who was thrown out of the Serious Crime Squad - he was always laughing.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 4th, 2019

What do you call small Indian guitars?
Baby sitars.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 3rd, 2019

Naval Recruitment Officer: Can you swim?
Recruit: Why, have you run out of ships?

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 2nd, 2019

My brother read a book about Davy Crockett.
He said, 'Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?'
I said, 'No, I didn't.'
He said, 'Well he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear and a wild frontear.'

The Joke of the day for Monday, April 1st, 2019

What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, March 31st, 2019

My dad said to me, 'Son, today I fought off the powers of darkness.'
I said, 'How did you do that?'
He said, 'I paid the electricity bill.'

The Joke of the day for Saturday, March 30th, 2019

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

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