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This is page 3 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, November 19th, 2019 to Monday, November 25th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, November 25th, 2019

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, November 24th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, November 23rd, 2019

A man takes his Great Dane to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."

The Joke of the day for Friday, November 22nd, 2019

A man walks into the doctors, he says 'doctor doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor replies, 'Well I think you need a physciatrist not a doctor, why did you come to me?'
'Well' then man replies, 'I was walking past your surgery and your light was on.'

The Joke of the day for Thursday, November 21st, 2019

What do you call a flock of birds that perform aerobatics?
The Red Sparrows.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, November 20th, 2019

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, November 19th, 2019

A woman seated at the movies was surprised to find, sitting in the two adjacent seats, a man with a sheep dog sitting next to him. All through the movie, she noticed the dog watching the picture with apparent understanding, snarling when the villain appeared, and yelping happily at the funny parts. At the end of the movie, she tapped the man on the shoulder. ''I just can't get over how much your dog enjoyed the movie,'' she said. ''It surprised me too,'' the man answered, ''He absolutely hated the book.''

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