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This is page 3 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, June 15th, 2020 to Sunday, June 21st, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, June 21st, 2020

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, June 20th, 2020

A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
Then a second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't you go and try to start anything!"

The Joke of the day for Friday, June 19th, 2020

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, June 18th, 2020

Did you hear about the idiot who was given two weeks to live?
He decided to take one week in May and the other week in October.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, June 17th, 2020

Where do shellfish go when they want to borrow money?
To the prawnbrokers.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, June 16th, 2020

Why was James Bond only speaking in whispers?
He was on a hush-hush mission.

The Joke of the day for Monday, June 15th, 2020

Why did the pear go out with the apple?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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