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This is page 3 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, November 23rd, 2018 to Thursday, November 29th, 2018.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, November 29th, 2018

How many trainspotters does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, November 28th, 2018

Said the FBI agent to the bank teller after the bank was robbed for the third time by the same bandit, "Did you notice anything special about the man?"
"Yes, he seemed better dressed each time."

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, November 27th, 2018

These two ladies were walking down the street when they came across a frog. The frog said, "Kiss me and I will turn into a handsome Texas oil man." One lady reached down, grabbed the frog and put it in her purse. The other looked at her and said, "Aren't you going to kiss that frog?" She replied, "No! A talking frog is worth a lot more money than a Texas oil man......"

The Joke of the day for Monday, November 26th, 2018

What did one highland cow say to the other?
Och, aye the moo!

The Joke of the day for Sunday, November 25th, 2018

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, November 24th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.

The Joke of the day for Friday, November 23rd, 2018

A man takes his Great Dane to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."

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