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This is page 3 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, January 7th, 2020 to Monday, January 13th, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Monday, January 13th, 2020

Did you hear about the cannibal that arrived late for a dinner party? He said, 'Am I late?'
They said, 'Yes, everybody's eaten.'

The Joke of the day for Sunday, January 12th, 2020

A youngster was looking at the family photo album and asked his mother, ''Who's the slim young man on the beach with you with lots of muscles and curly hair?''
''That's your father.''
''Then who's the old bald-headed fat man that lives with us now?

The Joke of the day for Saturday, January 11th, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin me names is going to get you into real trouble.

The Joke of the day for Friday, January 10th, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open this door!

The Joke of the day for Thursday, January 9th, 2020

Why did the baker stop making donuts?
Because he was tired of the hole business.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, January 8th, 2020

Did you hear about the world's worst athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, January 7th, 2020

Mike: Excuse me, officer, I've lost my dog. What should I do about it?
Policeman: If you come back tomorrow, we might have a lead on it by then.

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