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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 4


This is page 4 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Sunday, September 15th, 2019 to Saturday, September 21st, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, September 21st, 2019

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a mountain.
Well you do look a little peaky.

The Joke of the day for Friday, September 20th, 2019

Lady Customer: Can I try on that dress in the window?
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, September 19th, 2019

Why did Karl Marx drink instant tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, September 18th, 2019

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, September 17th, 2019

Did you hear about the man who was convicted of stealing luggage from the airport?
He asked for twenty other cases to be taken into consideration.

The Joke of the day for Monday, September 16th, 2019

How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, September 15th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue guessed yet?
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