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This is page 4 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, November 16th, 2018 to Thursday, November 22nd, 2018.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, November 22nd, 2018

A man walks into the doctors, he says 'doctor doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor replies, 'Well I think you need a physciatrist not a doctor, why did you come to me?'
'Well' then man replies, 'I was walking past your surgery and your light was on.'

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

What do you call a flock of birds that perform aerobatics?
The Red Sparrows.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, November 20th, 2018

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

The Joke of the day for Monday, November 19th, 2018

A woman seated at the movies was surprised to find, sitting in the two adjacent seats, a man with a sheep dog sitting next to him. All through the movie, she noticed the dog watching the picture with apparent understanding, snarling when the villain appeared, and yelping happily at the funny parts. At the end of the movie, she tapped the man on the shoulder. ''I just can't get over how much your dog enjoyed the movie,'' she said. ''It surprised me too,'' the man answered, ''He absolutely hated the book.''

The Joke of the day for Sunday, November 18th, 2018

Two fonts walked into a bar.
The bartender said, ''sorry I can't serve you, we don't want your type in here.''

The Joke of the day for Saturday, November 17th, 2018

What agency tracks down lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.

The Joke of the day for Friday, November 16th, 2018

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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