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This is page 4 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 to Monday, January 6th, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Monday, January 6th, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, January 5th, 2020

What make of car do shepherds drive?
Lamb drovers.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, January 4th, 2020

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I can't stop myself eating dates.
Doctor: That's not really a problem.
Patient: Yes it is, I've run out of calendars.

The Joke of the day for Friday, January 3rd, 2020

What do you get if you cross a automobile mechanic with an Egyptian mummy?
A toot and car man.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, January 2nd, 2020

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He is fully recovered now.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, January 1st, 2020

Old age is when your former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, December 31st, 2019

Yesterday thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets. When asked to comment, a police spokesman said, "they have nothing to go on."
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