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This is page 4 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, May 21st, 2019 to Monday, May 27th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, May 27th, 2019

Why did Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, May 26th, 2019

A wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have some exciting news for you. Soon there's going to be three of us in this house instead of two."
The husband ran to her and hugged her. He was glowing with happiness, but then his wife said, "I'm glad you're are so happy about my mother coming to stay with us."

The Joke of the day for Saturday, May 25th, 2019

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

The Joke of the day for Friday, May 24th, 2019

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, May 23rd, 2019

Mother: Oh dear, I can hear your baby brother crying. I guess that he needs changing.
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, May 22nd, 2019

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, May 21st, 2019

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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