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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 4


This is page 4 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Saturday, March 23rd, 2019 to Friday, March 29th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Friday, March 29th, 2019

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

The Joke of the day for Thursday, March 28th, 2019

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, March 27th, 2019

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, March 26th, 2019

An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and prepare for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except for the lawyer who is still passing out business cards."

The Joke of the day for Monday, March 25th, 2019

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, March 24th, 2019

Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb?
He was put into custardy.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, March 23rd, 2019

Waiter, waiter. I don't like the flies in here.
Well come back tomorrow sir, we'll have some new ones by then.
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