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This is page 5 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Sunday, September 8th, 2019 to Saturday, September 14th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, September 14th, 2019

How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that the Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

The Joke of the day for Friday, September 13th, 2019

What's the difference between your local soccer team and a teabag?
The teabag stays in the cup longer.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, September 12th, 2019

Customer: Do you have any camouflage jackets?
Assistant: Yes, we have loads of them, but we can't find them.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, September 11th, 2019

How many Quality managers does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, September 10th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Erza who?
Erza no hope for me?

The Joke of the day for Monday, September 9th, 2019

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, September 8th, 2019

Wife: Shall I give that tramp one of thse cakes that I just baked?
Husband: Why, what harm has he ever done us?

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