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This is page 5 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, November 5th, 2019 to Monday, November 11th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, November 11th, 2019

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, November 10th, 2019

Why did the idiot get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said 'From 2-4 years'.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, November 9th, 2019

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.

The Joke of the day for Friday, November 8th, 2019

A man took his wife to the doctors. After he had examined her the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!"
To which the man replied, "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 30 years."

The Joke of the day for Thursday, November 7th, 2019

What do you call a Scotsman who has an Apple computer?
Mac.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, November 6th, 2019

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, November 5th, 2019

Who had a bushy tail and was executed for trying to blow up Parliament?
Guy Fox.

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