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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 5


This is page 5 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, November 9th, 2018 to Thursday, November 15th, 2018.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, November 15th, 2018

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
You get your house back, your car back, your woman back, and you get your whole life back.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, November 14th, 2018

What do you get if you cross a large jet airliner with an accountant?
A Boring 747.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, November 13th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it.

The Joke of the day for Monday, November 12th, 2018

At a party a woman was talking to a doctor. "What kind of a doctor are you?" she asked.
"A Naval surgeon," he replied.
"My, how you doctors specialize," she said.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, November 11th, 2018

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, November 10th, 2018

Why did the idiot get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said 'From 2-4 years'.

The Joke of the day for Friday, November 9th, 2018

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.

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