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This is page 6 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, October 29th, 2019 to Monday, November 4th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, November 4th, 2019

When the high court judge arrrived home looking tired and exhausted he sighed and told his wife, "It's been another trying day."

The Joke of the day for Sunday, November 3rd, 2019

What do you call birds that fly through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, November 2nd, 2019

Two idiots decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning, and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck calls, and their trusty hunting dog. Even with all conditions favorable for a good day, by day's end they headed home without a single duck!
The first idiot said "Do you think that maybe the duck calls didn't work?"
The second replied, "No, the duck calls were fine. I don't think we were throwing the dog high enough!"

The Joke of the day for Friday, November 1st, 2019

Two guys are chatting in a pub and one says to the other, ''How did you get those scars on your nose?''
''From glasses,'' said the other guy.
''You should try contact lenses.''
''Don't be silly, they wouldn't hold much beer.''

The Joke of the day for Thursday, October 31st, 2019

What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle, pop.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, October 29th, 2019

What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti.

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