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This is page 6 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, December 17th, 2019 to Monday, December 23rd, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, December 23rd, 2019

What Christmas carol do monsters sing each Christmas?
Deck the halls with poison ivy...

The Joke of the day for Sunday, December 22nd, 2019

What is the most popular wine at Christmas?
Do I have to eat the Brussels sprouts?

The Joke of the day for Saturday, December 21st, 2019

Why is it always so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.

The Joke of the day for Friday, December 20th, 2019

Your dog just chased the postman down the road on his bike.
You must be mistaken my dog hasn't got a bike.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, December 19th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas everyone!

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, December 18th, 2019

"Surely you're not going to drive that car," said the policeman, advancing on the motorist who had just staggered out of a bar.
"Well, offisher, do you think I'm in any condition to walk?"

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, December 17th, 2019

A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer. 'What are you doing out at this time of night?' asked the officer.
'I'm going to a lecture,' slurred the drunk. 'And who's going to give a lecture at this hour?'
'My wife.'

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