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This is page 6 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, January 11th, 2019 to Thursday, January 17th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, January 17th, 2019

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, January 16th, 2019

What is green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, January 15th, 2019

When I proposed to my girlfriend she said: I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

The Joke of the day for Monday, January 14th, 2019

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear perfectly.
He went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing’s perfect. Your family must be pleased you can hear again."
To which he said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've already changed my will 3 times!"

The Joke of the day for Sunday, January 13th, 2019

Did you hear about the cannibal that arrived late for a dinner party? He said, 'Am I late?'
They said, 'Yes, everybody's eaten.'

The Joke of the day for Saturday, January 12th, 2019

A youngster was looking at the family photo album and asked his mother, ''Who's the slim young man on the beach with you with lots of muscles and curly hair?''
''That's your father.''
''Then who's the old bald-headed fat man that lives with us now?

The Joke of the day for Friday, January 11th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin me names is going to get you into real trouble.

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