Home / The Joke of the Day / The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 6

The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 6

This is page 6 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Sunday, September 1st, 2019 to Saturday, September 7th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, September 7th, 2019

Why do dogs meditate?
They like to paws for thought.

The Joke of the day for Friday, September 6th, 2019

Why is Count Dracula a useless goalkeeper?
He hates crosses.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, September 5th, 2019

What is 90 years old and wears two thick coats?
A little cold lady.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, September 4th, 2019

Why did the theatre manager find a new job?
He wanted a change of scenery.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, September 3rd, 2019

If a train station is where a train stops and a bus station is where a bus stops, what is a work station?

The Joke of the day for Monday, September 2nd, 2019

When his car suddenly grinds to a halt on a lonely country road the driver tries to restart it but to no avail. So he gets out and opens the bonnet and starts fiddling with the sparkplugs. Suddenly he hears a voice. ''The left hand carburettor is blocked, why don't you drain it and the muck should come out too''. He turns round and can see no one, so he shrugs and goes back to what he was doing. ''Drain the muck out of the left hand carburettor'', says the voice again, and when he turns round all he can see is a black horse with its head over the hedge looking at him. Again the voice tells him what to do and he suddenly realises that the horse is giving him instructions. Too shocked to argue, he does as he is told, starts the car and sure enough it works. He drives down to the nearest bar and, rushing in like a madman, has a stiff drink. Then he says to the barman, ''My car broke down up there and a horse told me how to repair it''.
The barman looks at him and says, ''Was it a black one?''
''I thought so, the white one knows nothing about cars.''

The Joke of the day for Sunday, September 1st, 2019

How many THRILLER WRITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

You are currently on page 6 of 12

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Next