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This is page 6 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, November 2nd, 2018 to Thursday, November 8th, 2018.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, November 8th, 2018

A man took his wife to the doctors. After he had examined her the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!"
To which the man replied, "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 30 years."

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, November 7th, 2018

What do you call a Scotsman who has an Apple computer?
Mac.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, November 6th, 2018

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

The Joke of the day for Monday, November 5th, 2018

Who had a bushy tail and was executed for trying to blow up Parliament?
Guy Fox.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, November 4th, 2018

When the high court judge arrrived home looking tired and exhausted he sighed and told his wife, "It's been another trying day."

The Joke of the day for Saturday, November 3rd, 2018

What do you call birds that fly through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

The Joke of the day for Friday, November 2nd, 2018

Two idiots decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning, and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck calls, and their trusty hunting dog. Even with all conditions favorable for a good day, by day's end they headed home without a single duck!
The first idiot said "Do you think that maybe the duck calls didn't work?"
The second replied, "No, the duck calls were fine. I don't think we were throwing the dog high enough!"

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