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This is page 6 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, May 25th, 2020 to Sunday, May 31st, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, May 31st, 2020

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, May 30th, 2020

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have pockets to put things in.

The Joke of the day for Friday, May 29th, 2020

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, May 28th, 2020

What is green, covered in custard, and is always complaining?
Apple grumble.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, May 27th, 2020

Why did Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, May 26th, 2020

A wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have some exciting news for you. Soon there's going to be three of us in this house instead of two."
The husband ran to her and hugged her. He was glowing with happiness, but then his wife said, "I'm glad you're are so happy about my mother coming to stay with us."

The Joke of the day for Monday, May 25th, 2020

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

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