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This is page 7 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, October 22nd, 2019 to Monday, October 28th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, October 28th, 2019

Did you hear about the man who went to a fancy dress party with a woman draped over his shoulder and told everyone he had come as a tortoise?
When asked who was the woman on his back, he replied, "that's Michelle."

The Joke of the day for Sunday, October 27th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, October 26th, 2019

How do you terrify vampires?
You ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?

The Joke of the day for Friday, October 25th, 2019

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief In-Spectre.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, October 24th, 2019

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to come and change it.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, October 23rd, 2019

An tourist went to Portsmouth to see Nelson's flagship HMS Victory. On the tour of the ship, the guide pointed out a raised brass plaque on the deck. "That's where Nelson fell," said the guide.
The tourist was unimpressed. "I'm not surprised, I nearly tripped over it myself."

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, October 22nd, 2019

How many baritones does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can't get up that high.

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