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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 7


This is page 7 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, January 4th, 2019 to Thursday, January 10th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, January 10th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open this door!

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, January 9th, 2019

Why did the baker stop making donuts?
Because he was tired of the hole business.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, January 8th, 2019

Did you hear about the world's worst athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.

The Joke of the day for Monday, January 7th, 2019

Mike: Excuse me, officer, I've lost my dog. What should I do about it?
Policeman: If you come back tomorrow, we might have a lead on it by then.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, January 6th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, January 5th, 2019

What make of car do shepherds drive?
Lamb drovers.

The Joke of the day for Friday, January 4th, 2019

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I can't stop myself eating dates.
Doctor: That's not really a problem.
Patient: Yes it is, I've run out of calendars.

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