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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 7


This is page 7 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, February 17th, 2020 to Sunday, February 23rd, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, February 23rd, 2020

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other is a blooming idiot.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, February 22nd, 2020

Policeman: Can you give me a description of your missing cashier?
Bank Manager: He's about six foot tall and £150,000 short.

The Joke of the day for Friday, February 21st, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Percy.
Percy who?
Percy verence is the secret of success.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, February 20th, 2020

Cannibal in restaurant: I don't think much of your head chef.
Waiter: Well just eat the salad then.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 19th, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo your way and I'll go mine.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 18th, 2020

The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:
Support your right to bare arms!

The Joke of the day for Monday, February 17th, 2020

Did you hear about the idiot who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.

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