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This is page 7 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, December 10th, 2019 to Monday, December 16th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, December 16th, 2019

A guy was lost on the Mall by the Washington Monument. He stopped a policeman and asked, "What side is the State Department on?"
The cop answered: "Ours, I hope."

The Joke of the day for Sunday, December 15th, 2019

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone.
Well, take these pills and if you don't get any better give me a ring.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, December 14th, 2019

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

The Joke of the day for Friday, December 13th, 2019

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, December 12th, 2019

After suffering through years of his wife's awful coffee, the man spat it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer.
Dropping it on the attorney's desk, the man growled, "Here they are!"
"Here are what?" the startled lawyer asked.
"Grounds for Divorce."

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, December 11th, 2019

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, December 10th, 2019

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One third less than for a regular bulb.

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