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This is page 7 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Sunday, August 25th, 2019 to Saturday, August 31st, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, August 31st, 2019

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says ''What are you going to drink?''

The Joke of the day for Friday, August 30th, 2019

Doctor, doctor, I keep having hot flushes.
Doctor: You don't need a doctor, it's a plumber you need.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, August 29th, 2019

What do wives and police cars have in common?
They both make lots of noise to let you know when you've done something wrong.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, August 28th, 2019

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, August 27th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll find out.

The Joke of the day for Monday, August 26th, 2019

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, August 25th, 2019

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, ''your first job will be to sweep out the store.''
''But I'm a college graduate,'' the young man replied indignantly.
''Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that,'' said the manager. ''Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how.''

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