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This is page 7 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, October 26th, 2018 to Thursday, November 1st, 2018.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, November 1st, 2018

Two guys are chatting in a pub and one says to the other, ''How did you get those scars on your nose?''
''From glasses,'' said the other guy.
''You should try contact lenses.''
''Don't be silly, they wouldn't hold much beer.''

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, October 31st, 2018

What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle, pop.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, October 30th, 2018

What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies.

The Joke of the day for Monday, October 29th, 2018

What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, October 28th, 2018

Did you hear about the man who went to a fancy dress party with a woman draped over his shoulder and told everyone he had come as a tortoise?
When asked who was the woman on his back, he replied, "that's Michelle."

The Joke of the day for Saturday, October 27th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

The Joke of the day for Friday, October 26th, 2018

How do you terrify vampires?
You ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?

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