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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 7


This is page 7 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Saturday, March 2nd, 2019 to Friday, March 8th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Friday, March 8th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, March 7th, 2019

"Oh, what a lovely cow!" exclaimed the young woman from the city. "But why doesn't it have any horns?" "There are many reasons," said the farmer. "Some cows don't have them until later in life. Others have them removed, while other breeds are born without them. This cow doesn't have any horns because it's a horse."

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, March 6th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Roland.
Roland who?
Roland butter please.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, March 5th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

The Joke of the day for Monday, March 4th, 2019

What did Anne Boleyn's mother say when her daughter said that she had fallen in love with Henry the eighth and was going to marry him?
That man's not worth losing your head over.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, March 3rd, 2019

A Scotsman who lived in London met his cousin in a bar and noticed that he looked sad.
"What's the matter Forbes?" he inquired.
"I was on jury service, and I was given thirty days in jail."
"For being on a jury? How did that happen?"
"The judge said 'what is your name?' and I said "Forbes MacKintosh MacGregor."He said 'Are you Scottish by any chance?' and I said "are you a comedian?"

The Joke of the day for Saturday, March 2nd, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn do anything that I wouldn't do.

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