This is page 8 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Saturday, February 23rd, 2019 to Friday, March 1st, 2019.
The Joke of the day for Friday, March 1st, 2019
A young boy got lost at a basball game. He went up to a police officer and said "I've lost my father."
"What's he like?" asked the officer.
"Beer and women," replied the boy.The Joke of the day for Thursday, February 28th, 2019
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.The Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 27th, 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows Who.
Cows go moo, not who.The Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 26th, 2019
A woman is at the fairground with her husband and she comes out of the psychic's tent carrying a crystal ball. "How much did you pay for that?" asks her husband.
"Fifty pounds," replied his wife.
"Fifty pounds!" said her husband. "They must have seen you coming."The Joke of the day for Monday, February 25th, 2019
Why did the baker stop making bread?
Because he wasn't making enough dough.The Joke of the day for Sunday, February 24th, 2019
Did you hear about the undertaker who retired?
He went and buried himself in the country.The Joke of the day for Saturday, February 23rd, 2019
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other is a blooming idiot.