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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 8


This is page 8 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, October 19th, 2018 to Thursday, October 25th, 2018.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, October 25th, 2018

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief In-Spectre.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, October 24th, 2018

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to come and change it.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018

An tourist went to Portsmouth to see Nelson's flagship HMS Victory. On the tour of the ship, the guide pointed out a raised brass plaque on the deck. "That's where Nelson fell," said the guide.
The tourist was unimpressed. "I'm not surprised, I nearly tripped over it myself."

The Joke of the day for Monday, October 22nd, 2018

How many baritones does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can't get up that high.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, October 21st, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears looking at you kid.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, October 20th, 2018

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.

The Joke of the day for Friday, October 19th, 2018

What did Baron Frankestein do when his monster's head fell off?
He made a bolt for it.

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