This is page 8 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, May 11th, 2020 to Sunday, May 17th, 2020.
The Joke of the day for Sunday, May 17th, 2020
Did you hear about the monster that ate a settee and two armchairs?
He had a suite tooth.The Joke of the day for Saturday, May 16th, 2020
What is very big, grey in color and wears a mask?
The Elephantom of the Opera.The Joke of the day for Friday, May 15th, 2020
A man and his wife entered the dentist's office.
"I want a toothpulled, "the man said. "We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff."
"You are a very brave man," remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"
"Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife.The Joke of the day for Thursday, May 14th, 2020
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?The Joke of the day for Wednesday, May 13th, 2020
My brother was up in court last week. The judge said, 'What is this man charged with?'
The policeman said, 'He opened a shop sir.'
The judge said, 'And what is wrong with opening a shop?'
The policeman said, 'Well it wasn't his shop sir.'The Joke of the day for Tuesday, May 12th, 2020
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.The Joke of the day for Monday, May 11th, 2020
This farmer said to his wife, 'We've been married fifty years. Why don't we kill the chicken tonight?'.
His wife said, 'Why kill the chicken? It's not his fault?'