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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 8


This is page 8 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, December 28th, 2018 to Thursday, January 3rd, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, January 3rd, 2019

What do you get if you cross a automobile mechanic with an Egyptian mummy?
A toot and car man.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, January 2nd, 2019

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He is fully recovered now.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, January 1st, 2019

Old age is when your former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

The Joke of the day for Monday, December 31st, 2018

Yesterday thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets. When asked to comment, a police spokesman said, "they have nothing to go on."

The Joke of the day for Sunday, December 30th, 2018

A man goes into a bar and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing chatting to the barman. The man says, ''I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?''
Vincent replies, ''No thanks I've got one ear.''

The Joke of the day for Saturday, December 29th, 2018

A Truck load of prunes has been stolen.
Police are looking for a man on the run.

The Joke of the day for Friday, December 28th, 2018

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

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