This is page 8 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, April 23rd, 2019 to Monday, April 29th, 2019.
The Joke of the day for Monday, April 29th, 2019
Did you hear about the musical ghost?
He wrote haunting melodies. The Joke of the day for Sunday, April 28th, 2019
What's green and goes boing, boing, boing?
A spring cabbage.The Joke of the day for Saturday, April 27th, 2019
What did the electrician's wife say to her husband when he did not come home from work on time?
Wire you insulate?The Joke of the day for Friday, April 26th, 2019
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 25th, 2019
"And exactly what made you suspect that these two men were drunk, officer?" a Glasgow judge asked a policeman in court.
"Well, Your Honour," said the policeman, "Jock was throwing five pound notes away and Hamish was picking them up and handing them back to him."The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 24th, 2019
Wife: You're always complaining. I wish you would make allowances for my mother's little shortcomimgs.
Husband: I'm not complaining about her shortcomings. It's her long stayings I object to.The Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 23rd, 2019
What is the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."