This is page 8 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, February 10th, 2020 to Sunday, February 16th, 2020.
The Joke of the day for Sunday, February 16th, 2020
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah good reason why you haven't opened the door yet?The Joke of the day for Saturday, February 15th, 2020
What do you call a man who gradually runs out of energy?
Peter.The Joke of the day for Friday, February 14th, 2020
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.The Joke of the day for Thursday, February 13th, 2020
A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voise saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the peanuts - they're complimentary.'The Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 12th, 2020
My girlfriend always makes me melt-in-your-mouth dinners. She always forgets to defrost them.The Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 11th, 2020
What do you call a jester who is unemployed?
Nobody's fool.The Joke of the day for Monday, February 10th, 2020
1st Cannibal: What's the matter with you?
2nd Cannibal: I've got indigestion after having a millionaire for lunch.
1st Cannibal: Well I'm not surprised you've got indigestion. You've been told not to eat anything that's too rich.