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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 9


This is page 9 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Saturday, February 16th, 2019 to Friday, February 22nd, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Friday, February 22nd, 2019

Policeman: Can you give me a description of your missing cashier?
Bank Manager: He's about six foot tall and £150,000 short.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Percy.
Percy who?
Percy verence is the secret of success.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 20th, 2019

Cannibal in restaurant: I don't think much of your head chef.
Waiter: Well just eat the salad then.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 19th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo your way and I'll go mine.

The Joke of the day for Monday, February 18th, 2019

The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:
Support your right to bare arms!

The Joke of the day for Sunday, February 17th, 2019

Did you hear about the idiot who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, February 16th, 2019

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah good reason why you haven't opened the door yet?

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