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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 9

This is page 9 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, November 26th, 2019 to Monday, December 2nd, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, December 2nd, 2019

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, December 1st, 2019

William Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks for a beer but the barman says sorry I can't serve you, you're bard.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, November 30th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?

The Joke of the day for Friday, November 29th, 2019

How many trainspotters does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, November 28th, 2019

Said the FBI agent to the bank teller after the bank was robbed for the third time by the same bandit, "Did you notice anything special about the man?"
"Yes, he seemed better dressed each time."

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, November 27th, 2019

These two ladies were walking down the street when they came across a frog. The frog said, "Kiss me and I will turn into a handsome Texas oil man." One lady reached down, grabbed the frog and put it in her purse. The other looked at her and said, "Aren't you going to kiss that frog?" She replied, "No! A talking frog is worth a lot more money than a Texas oil man......"

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, November 26th, 2019

What did one highland cow say to the other?
Och, aye the moo!

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