Home / The Joke of the Day / The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 9

The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 9


This is page 9 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Sunday, August 11th, 2019 to Saturday, August 17th, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, August 17th, 2019

Walter went on a date with his new girlfriend and they reached the door of her flat just before midnight. When she kissed him goodnight she said, "be careful on your way home or someone might rob you of all the money you've saved this evening.

The Joke of the day for Friday, August 16th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, August 15th, 2019

Manager: We want you to leave on medical grounds.
Employee: But I'm fully fit.
Manager: I know, but we're sick of you.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, August 14th, 2019

What do you get if you cross a freeway with a skateboard?
Run over.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, August 13th, 2019

Two men are talking. The first one says, "The reason that I got married was because I was tired of having to eat out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing worn-out clothes."
"That's amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."

The Joke of the day for Monday, August 12th, 2019

What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?
A seasoned traveller.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, August 11th, 2019

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.

You are currently on page 9 of 12

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Next


Adverts