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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 9


This is page 9 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Tuesday, April 16th, 2019 to Monday, April 22nd, 2019.

The Joke of the day for Monday, April 22nd, 2019

What is round and nasty?
A vicious circle.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, April 21st, 2019

Fred: My girlfriend is one of twins.
Brian: How can you tell them apart?
Fred: It's easy, her brother's got a beard.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, April 20th, 2019

What is black and white and makes a lot on noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

The Joke of the day for Friday, April 19th, 2019

What do you call a alien from outer space who is overweight?
An extra-cholesterol.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 18th, 2019

My brother went to three parties. At the first party he broke his arm, at the second party he broke his leg, and after that he got Third Party Insurance.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 17th, 2019

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 16th, 2019

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

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