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This is page 9 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Friday, October 12th, 2018 to Thursday, October 18th, 2018.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, October 18th, 2018

A passenger sitting in the back of a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Suddenly the driver screams, loses control of the vehicle, nearly hits a bus, mounts the pavement, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second, everything is quiet in the cab, then the driver turns round to the passenger and says: "Don't ever do that to me again. You scared the living daylights out of me!" The passenger apologises and says he didn't realise that a little tap could scare someone so much.
The driver replies: "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - for the last 25 years I've been driving a hearse."

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, October 17th, 2018

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a book.
Doctor: Well, sit down here and tell me the story.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, October 16th, 2018

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.

The Joke of the day for Monday, October 15th, 2018

How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
"Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK. Can you be more specific about the exact problem?..."

The Joke of the day for Sunday, October 14th, 2018

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, and I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, October 13th, 2018

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Dublin who?
Dublin up with laughter.

The Joke of the day for Friday, October 12th, 2018

Customer: Could I have a puppy for my son please?
Pet Shop Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't do swops.

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