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The Joke of the Day Archive - Page 9


This is page 9 of our 'The Joke of the Day' archive and it covers from Monday, February 3rd, 2020 to Sunday, February 9th, 2020.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, February 9th, 2020

'Doctor, doctor, little Jimmy has a saucepan stuck on his head. Whatever shall I do?'
'Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine. I'm going out for dinner."

The Joke of the day for Saturday, February 8th, 2020

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

The Joke of the day for Friday, February 7th, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you know who I am by now.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, February 6th, 2020

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 5th, 2020

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him in.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 4th, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
House.
House who?
House you doing?

The Joke of the day for Monday, February 3rd, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, there's no need to cry about it.

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