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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Friday, February 22nd, 2019

Policeman: Can you give me a description of your missing cashier?
Bank Manager: He's about six foot tall and £150,000 short.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Friday, February 15th, 2019 to Thursday, February 21st, 2019.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Percy.
Percy who?
Percy verence is the secret of success.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 20th, 2019

Cannibal in restaurant: I don't think much of your head chef.
Waiter: Well just eat the salad then.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 19th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo your way and I'll go mine.

The Joke of the day for Monday, February 18th, 2019

The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:
Support your right to bare arms!

The Joke of the day for Sunday, February 17th, 2019

Did you hear about the idiot who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, February 16th, 2019

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah good reason why you haven't opened the door yet?

The Joke of the day for Friday, February 15th, 2019

What do you call a man who gradually runs out of energy?
Peter.

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