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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, November 21st, 2019

What do you call a flock of birds that perform aerobatics?
The Red Sparrows.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Thursday, November 14th, 2019 to Wednesday, November 20th, 2019.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, November 20th, 2019

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, November 19th, 2019

A woman seated at the movies was surprised to find, sitting in the two adjacent seats, a man with a sheep dog sitting next to him. All through the movie, she noticed the dog watching the picture with apparent understanding, snarling when the villain appeared, and yelping happily at the funny parts. At the end of the movie, she tapped the man on the shoulder. ''I just can't get over how much your dog enjoyed the movie,'' she said. ''It surprised me too,'' the man answered, ''He absolutely hated the book.''

The Joke of the day for Monday, November 18th, 2019

Two fonts walked into a bar.
The bartender said, ''sorry I can't serve you, we don't want your type in here.''

The Joke of the day for Sunday, November 17th, 2019

What agency tracks down lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, November 16th, 2019

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

The Joke of the day for Friday, November 15th, 2019

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
You get your house back, your car back, your woman back, and you get your whole life back.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, November 14th, 2019

What do you get if you cross a large jet airliner with an accountant?
A Boring 747.

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