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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Monday, October 22nd, 2018

How many baritones does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can't get up that high.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Monday, October 15th, 2018 to Sunday, October 21st, 2018.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, October 21st, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears who?
Ears looking at you kid.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, October 20th, 2018

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.

The Joke of the day for Friday, October 19th, 2018

What did Baron Frankestein do when his monster's head fell off?
He made a bolt for it.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, October 18th, 2018

A passenger sitting in the back of a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Suddenly the driver screams, loses control of the vehicle, nearly hits a bus, mounts the pavement, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second, everything is quiet in the cab, then the driver turns round to the passenger and says: "Don't ever do that to me again. You scared the living daylights out of me!" The passenger apologises and says he didn't realise that a little tap could scare someone so much.
The driver replies: "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - for the last 25 years I've been driving a hearse."

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, October 17th, 2018

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a book.
Doctor: Well, sit down here and tell me the story.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, October 16th, 2018

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.

The Joke of the day for Monday, October 15th, 2018

How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
"Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK. Can you be more specific about the exact problem?..."

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