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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, April 5th, 2020

Did you hear about the detective who was thrown out of the Serious Crime Squad - he was always laughing.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Sunday, March 29th, 2020 to Saturday, April 4th, 2020.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, April 4th, 2020

What do you call small Indian guitars?
Baby sitars.

The Joke of the day for Friday, April 3rd, 2020

Naval Recruitment Officer: Can you swim?
Recruit: Why, have you run out of ships?

The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 2nd, 2020

My brother read a book about Davy Crockett.
He said, 'Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?'
I said, 'No, I didn't.'
He said, 'Well he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear and a wild frontear.'

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 1st, 2020

What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, March 31st, 2020

My dad said to me, 'Son, today I fought off the powers of darkness.'
I said, 'How did you do that?'
He said, 'I paid the electricity bill.'

The Joke of the day for Monday, March 30th, 2020

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, March 29th, 2020

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

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