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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 19th, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo your way and I'll go mine.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Wednesday, February 12th, 2020 to Tuesday, February 18th, 2020.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, February 18th, 2020

The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:
Support your right to bare arms!

The Joke of the day for Monday, February 17th, 2020

Did you hear about the idiot who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, February 16th, 2020

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah good reason why you haven't opened the door yet?

The Joke of the day for Saturday, February 15th, 2020

What do you call a man who gradually runs out of energy?
Peter.

The Joke of the day for Friday, February 14th, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, February 13th, 2020

A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voise saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the peanuts - they're complimentary.'

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, February 12th, 2020

My girlfriend always makes me melt-in-your-mouth dinners. She always forgets to defrost them.

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