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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, June 2nd, 2020

Boss to his new secretary: "I need you to file these papers for me."
Secretary: Wouldn't it be easier to just trim with scissors?"

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Tuesday, May 26th, 2020 to Monday, June 1st, 2020.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Monday, June 1st, 2020

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, May 31st, 2020

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, May 30th, 2020

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have pockets to put things in.

The Joke of the day for Friday, May 29th, 2020

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, May 28th, 2020

What is green, covered in custard, and is always complaining?
Apple grumble.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, May 27th, 2020

Why did Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, May 26th, 2020

A wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have some exciting news for you. Soon there's going to be three of us in this house instead of two."
The husband ran to her and hugged her. He was glowing with happiness, but then his wife said, "I'm glad you're are so happy about my mother coming to stay with us."

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