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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, September 20th, 2018

Lady Customer: Can I try on that dress in the window?
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Thursday, September 13th, 2018 to Wednesday, September 19th, 2018.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, September 19th, 2018

Why did Karl Marx drink instant tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, September 18th, 2018

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.

The Joke of the day for Monday, September 17th, 2018

Did you hear about the man who was convicted of stealing luggage from the airport?
He asked for twenty other cases to be taken into consideration.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, September 16th, 2018

How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, September 15th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue guessed yet?

The Joke of the day for Friday, September 14th, 2018

How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that the Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, September 13th, 2018

What's the difference between your local soccer team and a teabag?
The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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