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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, June 18th, 2019

Did you hear about the idiot who was given two weeks to live?
He decided to take one week in May and the other week in October.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Tuesday, June 11th, 2019 to Monday, June 17th, 2019.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Monday, June 17th, 2019

Where do shellfish go when they want to borrow money?
To the prawnbrokers.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, June 16th, 2019

Why was James Bond only speaking in whispers?
He was on a hush-hush mission.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, June 15th, 2019

Why did the pear go out with the apple?
Because he couldn't find a date.

The Joke of the day for Friday, June 14th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
I'm fine, how are you?

The Joke of the day for Thursday, June 13th, 2019

What do you call a man with a legal document on his head?
Will.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, June 12th, 2019

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they always go around in bunches.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, June 11th, 2019

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now.

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