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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, April 20th, 2019

What is black and white and makes a lot on noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Saturday, April 13th, 2019 to Friday, April 19th, 2019.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Friday, April 19th, 2019

What do you call a alien from outer space who is overweight?
An extra-cholesterol.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 18th, 2019

My brother went to three parties. At the first party he broke his arm, at the second party he broke his leg, and after that he got Third Party Insurance.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 17th, 2019

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 16th, 2019

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

The Joke of the day for Monday, April 15th, 2019

This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.'
The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.'
The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'

The Joke of the day for Sunday, April 14th, 2019

Did you hear about the artist who was arrested?
He said he was framed.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, April 13th, 2019

Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

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