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What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!

Submitted by: Rob
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What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Submitted by: Billy
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What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.
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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.

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