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What did the nut say when it sneezed?

Submitted by: Rob
What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Submitted by: Billy
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What did the aardvark call his dog?
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.

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