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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


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What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

Submitted by: Joe

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