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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


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What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.
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What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

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