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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks
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What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
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What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

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