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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


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What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.

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