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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
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What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
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What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
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What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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What do you call a woman with a nut tree on her head?
Hazel
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What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

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