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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

Submitted by: James Allwoman
What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

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