What Do? Jokes - Page 15

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.