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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.
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What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

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