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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you call a woman with a nut tree on her head?
Hazel
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What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
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What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
Submitted by: Samantha Phares
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What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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