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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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What do you call someone who carries a basket through the woods to visit their rich grandma, and steals all her money to give to the poor?
Little Red Robin Hood.
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What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.

Submitted by: Stuart
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What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.

Submitted by: Joe
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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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