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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

Have you ever been to the local zoo?
I mean as a visitor?

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

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