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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What Do? Jokes
What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
What Do? Jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
What Do? Jokes
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Dog

Dog Attacks Rocket

Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.

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