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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.

Submitted by: Julie
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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

Submitted by: Jason
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What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
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What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.

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