Home / What Do? Jokes / What Do? Jokes - Page 5

What Do? Jokes - Page 5


What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


This is page 5 of 14. Showing jokes 41 to 50


$text4
What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
$text4
What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
$text4
What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
$text4
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
$text4
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
$text4
What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
$text4
What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
$text4
What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
$text4
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
$text4
What do you get if you cross a flying insect with indigestion?
A rumblebee.

You are currently on page 5 of 14

First Previous 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Next Last


Adverts