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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


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What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

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