What Do? Jokes - Page 6

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A Moosician.