What Do? Jokes - Page 6

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.

What do you call a woman who has a white face?
Blanche.

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.