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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


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What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

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What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.

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