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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes


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What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
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What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
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What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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What do you get if you cross a vegetable with a 26 mile run?
A marrowthon.
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What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

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