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What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.

Submitted by: JJ
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What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.

Submitted by: JJ
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What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

Submitted by: Sandy
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.
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What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.

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