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What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
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What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
Submitted by: J.J.
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What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

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