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What Goes? Jokes - Page 1


Here are some 'what goes' jokes. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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What Goes? Jokes
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
What Goes? Jokes
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.

Dogs

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.

Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.

DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.

Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.

Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'