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Jokes that start with the question 'What has'?

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What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
What Has? Jokes
What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!

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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

Fred: Can you lend me a dollar please?
Joe: I'm sorry but I can't do that.
Fred: Why not?
Joe: Because I don't believe in passing the buck.

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognise it.

"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.

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