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Jokes that ask the question 'what is'?


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What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
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What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.
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What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.
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What is the only kind of dog that you can eat?
A hot dog.
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What is the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the lottery.
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What is a maniokleptic?
Someone who walks backwards into shops and leaves things behind.
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What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
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What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
Everyone knows that you can't tuna fish.
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What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

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