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Jokes that ask the question 'what is'?


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What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
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What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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What is red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A fruit punch.
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What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
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What is more dangerous that being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee.
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What is round and dangerous
A vicious circle.
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What is lemonade?
When you help an elderly lemon to cross the road.

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