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What Should? Jokes - Page 1


Here are some 'what should' jokes. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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What Should? Jokes
What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
What Should? Jokes
What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
What Should? Jokes
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
What Should? Jokes
What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
What Should? Jokes
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.

Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.

Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...

Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.