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Why Did? Jokes - Page 2
Some corny 'why did' humour
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Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
He lost interest.
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
Because he was a loafer.
Why did the banana go and consult a doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
Because it wasn't peeling well.
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Because he kneaded the dough.
Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Because he had a stinking cold.
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Because he hung around for too long.
Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
To try and find a barking space.
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
It was a slip road.
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Because he had left it off his hook.
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