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Some corny 'why did' humour


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Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
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Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Why did the woman have her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a cheeseburger.
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Why did the arrows shake?
Because they were all in a quiver.
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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Why did the goal posts get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
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Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.

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