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Why Did? Jokes - Page 3

Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why did the bird join the air force?
He wanted to be a parrot trooper.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did Mrs Grape leave Mr Grape?
Because she was tired of raisin kids.
Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
He wanted to have his teeth crowned.
Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?
He wanted a foam mattress.
Why did the pig run away from the pig-sty?
He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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