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Some corny 'why did' humour


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Why did the bird join the air force?
He wanted to be a parrot trooper.
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Why did Mrs Grape leave Mr Grape?
Because she was tired of raisin kids.
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Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
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Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.
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Why did the king go to the dentist?
He wanted to have his teeth crowned.
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Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?
He wanted a foam mattress.
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Why did the pig run away from the pig-sty?
He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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