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Some corny 'why did' humour


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Why did the woman have her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a cheeseburger.
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Why did the arrows shake?
Because they were all in a quiver.
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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Why did the goal posts get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
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Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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Why did the bird join the air force?
He wanted to be a parrot trooper.
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Why did Mrs Grape leave Mr Grape?
Because she was tired of raisin kids.
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Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.

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