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Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why did the woman have her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a cheeseburger.
Why did the arrows shake?
Because they were all in a quiver.
Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the goal posts get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
Why did the bird join the air force?
He wanted to be a parrot trooper.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did Mrs Grape leave Mr Grape?
Because she was tired of raisin kids.
Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.

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