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Some corny 'why did' humour


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Why did the Maharishi not want novocaine when he had a tooth pulled?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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