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Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
He wanted to have his teeth crowned.
Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?
He wanted a foam mattress.
Why did the pig run away from the pig-sty?
He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Why did the Maharishi not want novocaine when he had a tooth pulled?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.

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