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Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why Did? Jokes
Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.
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Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.
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Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?
He wanted a foam mattress.
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Why did the pig run away from the pig-sty?
He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
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Why did the Maharishi not want novocaine when he had a tooth pulled?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!

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