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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the goal posts get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
Why did the bird join the air force?
He wanted to be a parrot trooper.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did Mrs Grape leave Mr Grape?
Because she was tired of raisin kids.
Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.
Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.
