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Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why Did? Jokes
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Why Did? Jokes
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
Why Did? Jokes
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.

Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

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