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Why Did? Jokes - Page 1

Some corny 'why did' humour

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Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
Why did the banana go and consult a doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

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