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Why Did? Jokes - Page 1


Some corny 'why did' humour There are 41 jokes in this category.


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Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
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Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
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Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
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Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
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Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.

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