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Why Do? Jokes - Page 1


Some of the classic 'why do' jokes



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Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because it always makes them cross.
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Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
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Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Why do vampires use mouthwash?
To stop bat breath.
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Why do ducks look so sad?
Because when they preen their feathers they get down in the mouth.
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Why do people laugh up there sleeves?
Because that's where their funny bones are.


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