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Jokes that start with 'Why was'? There are 19 jokes in this category.

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Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

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