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Jokes that start with 'Why was'?

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Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
Why was the mother glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven ate nine.
Why was the racehorse called Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast.

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